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here we will post the extra stuff in Shockbuku that we just can't find a catagory for.
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You may be in Shockabuku if...
1. the bad guy never dies when you kill him for the fourth time
2. no matter how many times you've been shot, stabbed, or thrown off something you never die
3. you shoot people, and they die quickly and cleanly
4. you're never arrested or troubled by their widowed wife and children
5. the nuclear weapon in your building never goes off because something happened about three seconds before it did to stop it from exploding
6. the aliens are overpowered by the humans in the end though the fighting may result in a lot of casualties and destruction.
7. the lower corners of the computer screen has the words "Etch-a-sketch" on it, and it can still bypass any million dollar computer system in under five seconds
8. the day starts out in 3D, but in suddenly thrown into anime, manga, cartoons, or videogame graphics
9. you come with your own instruction manual
10.even though you know nothing about the situation you can come in at a moment s notice and 'fix things'
11. you land on another world, and aren't surprised to find out the three wise men arrived carrying Faux Gold, The Clapper, and a Chia Pet.
12. the menu in a high-class restaurant consists of: the Way Too Happy Meal, Them Ain't Nuggets, Filet O' Flesh, McShrooms, Grumpy Meal, Dopey Meal, and Sneezy Meal
13. you actually hear a man say 'While I'm up, can I get you anything?' and 'We never talk anymore'
14. you actually hear a woman say 'What do you mean today's our anniversary?' and 'Is that phone for me? Tell 'em I'm not here.'
15. there's just something you're not getting when humans make noise with their mouths
16. God talks back
17. you can only think of the advantages if the earth were hit by an asteroid
18. the Server is not really down, its just mildly depressed
19. you play some rather boring games of Solitaire, while the ship is exploding
20. your fortune cookie reads: 'We know where you live.' or 'See the waiter about our new food poison life insurance policies.'
21. you laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup, at the drive-through
22 when the NASA camera is off, you dance around to "Blue Jean" by David Bowie while wearing just your space helmet
23. you actually find a Solar Powered Flash Light, Inflatable Dartboards, Seatbelts for Motorbikes, AC adapters for Solar powered calculators, or a pedal powered wheelchair next to the car batteries in the local wal-mart
24. Left is right and right is wrong
25. you find this list and agree with all of the above
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Shockabuku Law
1. Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
2. God is watching at all times, be entertaining.
3. Women never say what they want, but reserve the right to be pissed off if they don't get it.
4. Even though the enemy may have grenades, missiles, and automatics, they will always miss the target unless it is part of the plot.
5. The main character may only be armed with a drinking straw, a bag of rubber bands, and their fists, they will never miss the enemy unless it is part of the plot.
6. For the censored versions boxers not briefs.
7. Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
8. Ignore reality. There's nothing you can do about it.
9. You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you're an extra or you are killed by another main character or it is part of the plot.
10. Viewer discretion may be advised, but it's never really expected.
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Murphy's Law
Murphy's First Law--Nothing is as easy as it looks.
Murphy's Second Law--Everything takes longer than you think.
Murphy's Third Law--Whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's Fourth Law--If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
Murphy's Fifth Law--If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
Murphy's Sixth Law--If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which a procedure can go wrong and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Murphy's Seventh Law--Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
Murphy's Eighth Law--After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.
Murphy's Ninth Law--If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Murphy's Tenth Law--Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Murphy's Eleventh Law--It is impossible to make anything foolproof, because fools are so ingenious.
Kitty's Commentary--Murphy was an optimist.
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